Alternate History Figure Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Alternate History Figure Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I love tea. Mmmm. I know I'm getting old because I'm startin' get excited about tea. Just sitting in the loungeroom bored ya no. Somebody goes "You want a cup of tea?" and I go "Oar he hor." Start feeling a little bit depressed when it gets to the bottom, I think to myself I'll just make myself another cup, I can feel happy again.

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