Alternative History Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Alternative History Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right now. Because it takes the wind right out of the sex drive. We don't want rapists going into society half-cocked and ready to go. If they masturbate, they'll say, "Uhh... I think I'll rape tomorrow instead."

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