Alternativehistory Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Alternativehistory Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.

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