Ancient Ruins Cartographer Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Ancient Ruins Cartographer Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like 'Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.' [Ladies, that's not true]

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