Clockwork Librarian Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Clockwork Librarian Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

One minute, he's just a teenage lad in Alaska having joyful unprotected sex, the next minute: 'Get to the Republican Convention!' I think that is the best safe sex message of all time: 'Use a condom, or become Republican!'

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