Cosmic Entity Moniker Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Cosmic Entity Moniker that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.

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