Cosmic Horror Artifact Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Cosmic Horror Artifact Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."

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