Cosmic Pirate Captain Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Cosmic Pirate Captain Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I saw this train driver and said, 'I wanna go to Paris.' He said, 'Eurostar?' I said, 'Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin.' Mind you, at least the Eurostar's comfy. It's murder on the Orient Express isn't it?

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