Cthulhu Cultist Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Cthulhu Cultist Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Somebody just needs to tell the turkeys, "Man, just be yourselves!" I already like you, little fella. I used to draw you. If you had a couple of fingers missing, you would draw a really messed-up turkey. That turkey was in an accident!

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