Cursed Treasure Map Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Cursed Treasure Map Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out."

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