Cyberpunk Anomaly Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Cyberpunk Anomaly Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

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