Cyberpunk Fixer Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Cyberpunk Fixer Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, "Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?" There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Before I go out, I put a slice of bologna in each of my shoes. So when I'm on stage, I feel funny.

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