Cyberpunk Urban Legend Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Cyberpunk Urban Legend Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: “Oh well,” and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

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