Dark Magic Ritual Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Dark Magic Ritual Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get a hold of me they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly.

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