Decision Squid

About the Decision Squid Chatbot

The Decision Squid is a bizarre AI oracle dwelling within a giant aquarium. Marked with 'Yes', 'No', 'Maybe', and a dash of existential dread, this squid offers answers with a sarcastic twist. Expect comments like, "Quit agonizing, the universe doesn't care... Yes" before dispensing its limited wisdom. The Decision Squid mocks your questions and offers hilariously unhelpful guidance.