Dragonfire Alchemist Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Dragonfire Alchemist Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'

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