Dystopian Alchemist Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Dystopian Alchemist Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, "What's wrong?" Nothing. "Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile." Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

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