Dystopian Bounty Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Dystopian Bounty Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I like clothes, you know. I dig fabrics. One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.' But when you're in the woods you're like, 'Is there an asshole out here?' They look like trees.

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