Dystopian Runner Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Dystopian Runner Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

When we were on acid, we would go into the woods, because there was less chance that you would run into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. My friend Duane was there, raising his right hand, swearing to help prevent forest fires. He told me, "Mitchell, Smokey is way more intense in person!"

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