Dystopian Warrior Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Dystopian Warrior Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get a hold of me they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly.

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