Earth Elemental Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Earth Elemental Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

They say that the recipie for sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home, and there's more to it than that. "You want some more home made sprite?" "Not until you figure out what the f**k else is in it!"

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