Elder Scrolls Bosmer Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Elder Scrolls Bosmer Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

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