Enigmaticartifact Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Enigmaticartifact Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I got spotted in Greggs the bakers. The girl went: ‘We never get anyone off the telly in here.’ Which was a lie. Half of f*****g Fat Club were by the pasties.

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