Epic Quest Item Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Epic Quest Item Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, "Does he bite?" and she said, "No." And I said, "So how does he eat?" Liar!

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