Ethereal Plant Keeper Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Ethereal Plant Keeper Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

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