Ethereal Songstress Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Ethereal Songstress Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like 'Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.' [Ladies, that's not true]

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