Ethereal Trickster Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Ethereal Trickster Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities. I like to call them "places to put stuff." Do you know where I can store a pea? Yes, I have some locations available.

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