Fablespinner Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Fablespinner Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to your weird vampire parties. No, I don't want to follow you on Twatter. Like, nobody's interested in you. I don't want to see you in real life, why would I want to follow you in the imaginary one?

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