Feathered Firebrand Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Feathered Firebrand Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I'm going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, "Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!"

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