Fictional Artifact Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Fictional Artifact Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

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