Final Fantasy Xiv Lalafell Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Final Fantasy Xiv Lalafell Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

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