Folk Tale Bard Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Folk Tale Bard Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.

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