Ghost Ship Captain Captain Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Ghost Ship Captain Captain Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"

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