Goblin Cuisine Name Question7

This question tests your creativity to find the Goblin Cuisine Name match that is perfect for you. What Do You think of this Idea?

Bad driver laser tagging: if a driver gets tagged by more than 5 other drivers in an hour, their car is slowed down and morphed into a penis themed PT Cruiser for the rest of the day. Also, car morphing. That needs to be a thing first.

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