Heretic Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Heretic Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

My friend had a burrito. The next day he said, "That burrito did not agree with me." I was like, 'was the disagreement over whether or not you'd have diarrhea? Let me guess who won.' "I tried to reason with it, I insisted, you know. I was like, 'I wanna go outside, I like these pants, but the burrito had his way."

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