Historical Fiction Writing Tip Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Historical Fiction Writing Tip that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me, "How would you like your eggs?" I thought I would answer her anyway and said, "Incubated! And then raised, plucked, beheaded, cut up, put onto a grill, and then put onto a bun. Damn! I don't have that much time! Scrambled!"

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