Horoscope Generator 

Horoscope Generator

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Generate funny original horoscopes with the random horoscope generator. Automated astrology is at your fingertips with the automatic star sign prediction generator. The random horoscopes generated by the automatic astrological horoscope generator are humorous and yet somehow very accurate. The random generator provides both advice and future predictions bundled up in a single mash of wisdom. The Horoscope generator currently can create over 45,270,985,564 unique results. That is over One Billion unique and original Horoscopes. Even more if you use a translator or the AI content rewriter.




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Horoscope Generator Overview

The horoscope generator generates original horoscopes for fun and future predictions. Using AI technology a random horoscope that fits your personality is created with each roll. Amaze your friends with how accurate the horoscope generator is. Content is generated for the star signs of Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.

How to Generate a Horoscope

Simply press the generate button to have a new fresh horoscope prediction created for you. You can choose how many predicts are generated by changing the sets option. When you are happy with your prediction you can hit the Copy button to copy the horoscope to your device's clipboard. You can also use the social media buttons to share your astrological creation.

Disclaimer - The predications and advice generated by the horoscope generator may be bad for your health and the health of your pets. While the totally random horoscope may seem to make sense it is for purely entertainment purposes and it is not recommended you bet the farm on its advice. Follow anything at your own risk.

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Top 10 Horoscopes

This is a list of the top 10 Horoscopes for 2021.


1. Don't worry, you can get to the mailbox before they find out. Hide from those who mean to tickle you. Tomorrow brings more soup. That favorite coworker of yours secretly hates you. Hiding your feelings is like sticking a melon baller down your pants. It’s cold and awkward, but after a while you get used to it. Pull out those emotions and run them through the dishwasher before you share.


2. Time for your musical talent to come through! If you can’t play an instrument, then write lyrics! People say “write what you know,” so now is your chance to bring a tune to: “My mom doesn’t miss me,” or “I love the smell of plastic.” Don’t eat Chinese food this week. If you are forced to go to a Chinese restaurant, pretend to know Mandarin and claim the staff insulted you. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Next Career: Satanic Guidance Counselor. Your gas problem is not going unnoticed. Dreams can come true, but only if you’re willing to show up in your underwear in public. It’s best to stay on your meds and not traumatize the little ancient ladies at the grocery store this week.


3. Replace your tires after 10,000 miles or two years, whichever comes first. You have seen Jerry Garcia’s image in your Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is your cereal. Your next career: Sad Clown Painter. Your gas problem is not going unnoticed. You don’t need money to make your dream come true. All you need is a blog, a photographer, a box of tiny wigs and a very open-minded beetle rancher. Everything else will fall into place.


4. Face facts, you are a hilarious drunk. You love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but you fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. Your next Career: Drunk. Buy a cat and name it Chris. It will get you out of a jam. You’ve been banged up, so the Universe is taking extra care with you this week. Don’t fight it; the bubble wrap is warm and cozy after a while, and it gives you something to pop.


5. I know you are pretty good at handling money and balancing your funds, but you might need to cut back this week. Not due to a screw up on your part, but because an unexpected expense will pop up this week. I don’t know if it’ll be your weird car needing a part, or a hospital visit for a broken finger or have to pay off strangers when they witness you doing something strange. Just be ready for a blowout. Now, don’t worry too much, it won’t be a HUGE amount. So, don’t do anything drastic like shut off your cable! I know how much you love your Cinemaxy and food shows. You don’t have to buy ramen noodles for dinner every night…just take it easy. Try to cut back on matters you won’t really need this week, like vitamins, herbs and bottled water. P.S. Stay away from crafts this week. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are like you Your next Career: Wal-Mart Greeter. Adopt a chicken. You think you’re a DaVinci Code Sudoku: deep, complex and meaningful. Get over yourself. You’re more like the puzzles on a fast food restaurant place mat. All you’re missing are the crayons.


6. Your parents wanted a boy. People walk on you often. Actually, not often – all the time. It's not a tumor. That favorite coworker of yours secretly hates you. Tuesday is a mixed bag of nuts, but you won’t see any of those delicious chocolate-covered cashews. After your co-workers raid your desk, you’ll be fortunate to have some loose skins from peanuts and a few broken Filberts.


7. You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickencrap. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Your next Career: Wal-Mart Greeter. Your lucky number is a bakers dozen. The universe may not cough up money on your shoes, but it does sneeze a couple of opportunities on you this week. Brush up your resume’ and get a flu shot.


8. Your misgivings are grounded in paranoia. You still believe that Trump was a visionary. Keep a close eye on your bank balance today, which shouldn't be difficult given that you're nearly broke. Hide the porn. There’s light at the end of the tunnel, but you’re worried that it’s a train. Relax, it’s just someone who can’t find wi-fi signal. Team up with them, because they have an HBO Go account and a love for Game of Thrones.


9. You will reach new heights of banality today. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Your next Career: Seat Filler. Your lucky number is -6. Life can be beautiful, but you’ll be lucky if it has a great personality and laughs at your jokes. Otherwise, you’ll be escaping Thursday through the bathroom window while it eats your breadsticks.


10. You have the athleticism of a mullosk. You will find a turtle in your laundry. Your next Career: Sears Photographer. Shave your head. Your attempt at burning bridges just makes them warm and comfortable enough for a fast trip during a chilly spring day. Next time, don’t try to set fire to stone, just install a permanent “Detour” sign.


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Comments


Straight From Heaven Straight From Heaven 2021-09-26 19:14:36

I really like the horoscope generator! I've been looking for a horoscope generator for a while and I finally found one


Confusedgirl Confusedgirl 2021-09-03 01:29:22

Horoscope Generator is a wonderful tool that works well in a variety of scenarios. Whether you're looking for advice from your horoscope, giving someone advice from their one, or even if you're just bored and need an entertaining way to pass the time, Horoscope Generator is your answer!