Hybrid Creature Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Hybrid Creature Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I don't think it's fair -- you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring. Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. 'Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain't getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.'

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