Hyperdrive Mechanic Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Hyperdrive Mechanic Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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