Knights Armor Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Knights Armor Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

Those that say their glasses are half-full are considered optimists. Yeah, but shouldn't we be more specific about the contents of the glass? If it's a glass of shit, I'm going half-empty. I don't like shit as an optimist. "Yeah, we gotta half-empty shit glass right here."

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