Legal Defense Opening API




Welcome to the Legal Defense Opening API. The Legal Defense Opening API will Increase Your Google Rankings and Visitor Experience. Surprise in court with creative legal defense openings using our Legal Defense Opening API. Add humor and legal knowledge to your app or website.. The Legal Defense Opening API is provided as a single row in JSON format. Currently there is a soft limit for subscribers of 5000 requests per month. The monthly cost of using the Legal Defense Opening API is Only $3.99 (Limited time at this low price). About the cost of a Big Mac. But tastes better ;)  The Legal Defense Opening API currently can return over 16,128 unique results with more content being added regulary.

Example Legal Defense Opening API Output:

"Ladies and gentlemen of the court. Today I will be representing my client in this important case. Before I get into the actual evidence, let me tell you a little about my client. My client is Involved in church. My client was raised in the projects by his grandmother. As a kid, my client dreamed of escaping the neighborhood and becoming a professional piano player, but with no adult role model to guide my client, my client fell into the wrong crowd. May it please the court, The charges had no motive whatsoever, the evidence is infected. Rules were disregarded. Knowing this, you can probably imagine why, on the dreary night of October 15, when my client flipped on the TV to see Taco Bell\u2019s smug face hurling insults at burgers, he was both shocked and hurt. So hurt, in fact, that he tossed and turned all night, unable to sleep.Finally, in an act of desperation, he called up McDonalds and Wendys to talk it out. Turns out, they too were suffering from Taco Bell\u2019s nasty comment. They all agreed that burgers were better than tacos. And they wanted justice. Today you will hear from Karen Smith, a recent burger convert, who witnessed firsthand how sucky tacos are when her son spilled his chalupa all over the backseat of her brand new Dodge Caravan.You\u2019ll also hear from Bob Buster, who blames bean tacos for the uncontrollable farts that drove his girlfriend to break up with him\u2014leaving him sad, alone, and smelly. I just ask that you please keep an open mind about this case until you hear all of the evidence. I also ask that you return a verdict of not guilty for the defendant,At the end of the case we will ask you to return a verdict that the defendant was not guilty of negligence. "

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