Lovecraftian Scholar Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Lovecraftian Scholar Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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