Magic The Gathering Dwarf Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Magic The Gathering Dwarf Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.

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