Magical Harpist Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Magical Harpist Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

By the way, everything I say is wrong; I'm a complete hypocrite. I've dated girls with boob jobs, breast enlargements, but she was an A cup and that's gross. Get it fixed girls, you're not even a real woman.

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