Mall Ninja Bullshit API

Welcome to the Mall Ninja Bullshit API. The Mall Ninja Bullshit API will Increase Your Google Rankings and Visitor Experience. Generate humorous Mall Ninja Bullshit descriptions with our Mall Ninja Bullshit API. Perfect for your humor website or app.. The Mall Ninja Bullshit API is provided as a single row in JSON format. Currently there is a soft limit for subscribers of 5000 requests per month. The monthly cost of using the Mall Ninja Bullshit API is Only $9.99 (Limited time at this low price). About the cost of a Big Mac. But tastes better ;)  The Mall Ninja Bullshit API currently can return over 7,107,100 unique results with more content being added regulary.

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Example Mall Ninja Bullshit API Output:

" I am the Lieutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation\u2019s largest indoor retail shopping centers. I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life. I regularly deal with threats from drug dealers, serial killers, and shoplifters. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls in case the escalator is broken. My \"Black-Ops\" history ensures that you will never know about the missions I accepted in my younger days, and Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of an assassin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later. We are here to protect 13 year old boys like yourself, so you don\u2019t get gang raped behind the dumpster outside the mall arcade, on your way home to mommy after killing some bad guys at the \u201cSilent Scope\u201d game. Why press 911...when you could squeeze 9mm. "

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