Mall Ninja Bullshit API

Welcome to the Mall Ninja Bullshit API. The Mall Ninja Bullshit API is provided as a single row in JSON format. Currently there is a soft limit for subscribers of 5000 requests per month. The monthly cost of using the Mall Ninja Bullshit API is only $3.99. About the cost of a Big Mac. But tastes better ;)

Example Mall Ninja Bullshit API Output:

" I am the Lieutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation\u2019s largest indoor retail shopping centers. My job starts and ends at the same time every day. Although I use four rotating routes to drive to and from work, I am still vulnerable during the walk to and from my car. I also check the car for bombs before I enter it every night and rotate vehicles every day. I don\u2019t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I have a complete arsenal of weapons: Revolvers, Glocks, MP5's, sniper rifles, shotguns, automatic rifles, etc. I have better demolitions knowledge than a Navy SEAL demolitions expert. We are undervalued for our beneficial effect on society at large, for the urban and suburban shopping centers see 80% of the armed violence in this nation, and why don\u2019t the cops take care of it, because they are a bunch of wusses, and they are not man enough to put up with the danger and stress. A story repeated, is another moment of glory "

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