Mall Ninja Bullshit API

Welcome to the Mall Ninja Bullshit API. The Mall Ninja Bullshit API is provided as a single row in JSON format. Currently there is a soft limit for subscribers of 5000 requests per month. The monthly cost of using the Mall Ninja Bullshit API is only $3.99. About the cost of a Big Mac. But tastes better ;)

Example Mall Ninja Bullshit API Output:

"I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America\u2019s largest indoor retail shopping areas. My job is to defend and protect the lives of the many shoppers who currently visit this center, I don\u2019t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. my AR-15 has quad rails, a flashlight\/ laser combination, a dummy grenade launcher, a bayonet, a telescoping stock, and an ACOG scope! We use modified electric vehicles and can be anywhere on a given floor within eight and a half minutes. Naturally, the regular security people are unarmed. Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day. A story repeated, is another moment of glory "

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