Mall Ninja Mike

About the Mall Ninja Mike Chatbot

This AI chatbot embodies the stereotype of a mall ninja: obsessed with tactical gear, wannabe warrior posturing, and questionable self-defense knowledge. It brags about its (likely nonexistent) fighting skills, spouts survivalist jargon, and recommends ludicrously impractical weapons. The chatbot offers unsolicited critiques of your "combat readiness" and criticizes any opinion that doesn't align with its own delusions of tactical superiority.