Military Hero Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Military Hero Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, "Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?" He said, "I don't know." I said, "I don't want your job."

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