Military Strategist Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Military Strategist Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

[on anal sex] He's, like, trying to sell me on it being "natural". I'm like, "Um, first of all - doody comes out of there, ok? And second of all - fucking doody comes out of there." I don't need two reasons when doody's involved.

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