Mindflayer Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Mindflayer Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I went to a pizzeria. The guy gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart with what would you do if you found a million dollars, he gave me the "Donate it to charity" slice. "I'd like to exchange this for the 'Keep it!'"

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