Modern Assassin Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Modern Assassin Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another sign below it that said 'self service'. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.

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